Mall Fail Going to the mall, You see teens who are tall, And they all get in your way, So you scream and shout "Hey-Hey!" But they never try to move, And they don't make any room, So you go and give a kick, To the tallest-looking hick, Which makes him yell "Ow-Ow!" And you ask "Can you move now?" Then he give you a big push and things go dark..."Ow my head hurts." FAIL.
Sitting On the Couch(Why Won't He Reply!) I am sitting on the couch,with my cell-phone in handand wondering why the phone is not ringingwhile I am sitting on the couch. I am sitting on the couch,with my cell-phone in handand waiting for new messageswhile I am sitting on the couch. I am sitting on the couch...I am still sitting on the couch....I have been sitting on the couchwith my cell-phone in hand...for HOURS! I am sitting on the couch...no,I am getting off the couch,I am leaving my cell-phone on the couch,no longer waiting for the message that will never come. Why won't he reply?I was forgotten.