Mall Fail

 Going to the mall,

 You see teens who are tall,

 And they all get in your way,

 So you scream and shout "Hey-Hey!"

 But they never try to move,

 And they don't make any room,

 So you go and give a kick,

 To the tallest-looking hick,

 Which makes him yell "Ow-Ow!"

 And you ask "Can you move now?"

 Then he give you a big push and things go dark...

"Ow my head hurts."

 FAIL.